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PhotobucketSunday, January 17, 2010

Hi all,


As your ears would have probably told you when you entered my blog, the music player is up and running again! Woot! *Cheer!*

Well, as it turned out, the mistake was not in the html. It was Youtube and their obsession with total-internet-dominance. Those twisted Youtube administrators want you to surf the net without being able to find one page that does not have their logo. And when you do click their logo, you will be linked to this. Argghh! The utter horror of it all! No one will be spared!

Anyway, it was because Youtube decided that music sites and music players cannot play songs that was obtained from Youtube without showing the video along with the song. And Mixpod (where I got the music player from) can do nothing but stare as Youtube spread their evil wrath across the land.

By now, you are probably wondering, "But good sir, what have all this got to do with your previous music player failing to play songs?" I am getting to it. As you know, my previous music player was the Black Ninja, the most honorable of all music players and one who adhere strictly to the code of honor and justice. He was onto Youtube's evil plan all along, but Youtube and their army of html experts(a.k.a nerds) had sent waves after waves of monsters(html codes), and had managed to mute our warrior of justice and rendered him unable to alert the internet surfers about the evil plan.

Youtube gave him a choice, either start carrying a television, showing the Youtube videos along with the songs he play and having to bear the logo of Youtube, or be silenced forever. He chose the latter. So he stayed on the blogs, not saying a single word, not playing a single song. He knew all about the things that are going to happen, that will happen, while the rest of us are swearing at the creator of html for making html so user-unfriendly.

And now, his time is up, and the people on the internet, one by one, deleted his code, and replaced him with the music players that had sided Youtube, having no idea the sacrifice the silent ninja had made. And now, he is nothing but a mere memory.

But someday, when Youtube had dominated the internet, when all hope is lost. He will rise from the dead(recycle bin), and slay the Youtube Dragon! Bringing peace to all!

R.I.P
The Silent Black Ninja


Cheers,
Ziying
Awesome story writer

P.S- If you are wondering, this is not the awesome storyline I promised in the previous post, I think I will show you guys that in the next post.


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PhotobucketWednesday, January 13, 2010

Hi all,


I decided to start blogging again, becuz our english teacher will give us lots of points for blogging, so to get the points I most blog, which I am doing now.

Ok crap, this new requirement about blogging in good english is seriously interfering with my creativity on writing awesome posts, so if you can bear with me for the rest of the post, I will start polishing my rusty old blog writing skillz.

*Warning-Internetz Slangz, English Teacher concerned about self-preservation should not advance beyond this point.

lulz, much betta, talking in slangz is teh only way to let my creativity flow.
Anyway, what should have being here is an awesome storyline I written, but due to time-constrain, I shall show you people that in the next post.
So now I will be showing you people somethings that changed about my blog from the previous post to this one.

1. Music player is screwed

2. Refer to above

3. No moar.

So anyway, my blog just degraded, thanks to the non-sense-making-html when I tried to get some new songs onto this blog. THANKSALOT HTML INVENTERS! I swear, dealing with

"10101000011101011101101110101112"

is a lot easier than struggling with

"background: #FFFFFF url("http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e94/sergeantcross/Untitled-1-2.jpg");"
HUH!? YOU WANT SOME FFFFFF!? I WILL GIVE YOU SOME FFFFFF!

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this is the interwebz blogs supervisiors and we have deleted the following paragraph as it contain vulgarities that are rated not suitable for anyone below the age of 394.Thank you.
And remember, WE ARE WATCHING YOU(R BLOG)
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So until I get a class on html again(which I will spend napping), you won't be hearing anything from the black ninja watching you through the screen from my blog.

Cheers,
Ziying,
Screwed up blog blogger


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Ziying

Thought deeply about where can't you enter a mirror in K1.
My conclusion? Because the other guy in the mirror will block you with the same body parts that you try to enter the mirror with... And still now I still believe in it...
Spent my childhood dismantling stuff. I think would be spending the rest of my life wondering how to fix them back together...
"Invested" most of my pocket money on comics...

Favorite novels author used to be Roald Dahl.
Now is Roald Dahl and Eoin Colfer. (It is pronounced "Owen", by the way.)
Taken a liking to Murderous Maths. Author's name? Kjartan Poskitt.
Favorite authors all seem to have a unusual name...

The time I got a Nintendo DS, I polished it at least twice everyday for a week...
Almost cried the time I dropped it on the floor...

My lifetime ambitions?
Be a Scientist(or a Philosopher?)
To eat a 冰糖葫芦. (Those you see in the movies.)
Building a snowman. (With carrots and stuff.)
Swimming in a room filled with candies where I can eat candies just by opening my mouth. (...What!?...)
Filling a bag full with candies and carrying it to school. (So I can eat candies wherever I am)

Now studying in Hwa Chong Institution, and racing in this crazy Mario Game.


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